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About Me Member Emotional Poet Kevin Firestone19/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Months
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South Park K stone Style

Tue May 5, 2009, 9:19 PM
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Stan: what's up guys

Kyle: Hi Stan. Nothing. me and Kenny have been watching Cartman's fat involuntarily move him from side to side and depending on which way he falls someone gets 5 bucks, and the earth knocked off the axis of course haha.
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Cartman: Ay shut up yew gauys, Id rather be fat then a greedy, money fucking jew, or a poor piece of shit that's family draws uncooked noodles like straws to eat for dinner to see who sucks the next random dick for tomorrows dinner, hahahaehehehah poor piece a crap. Kenny atleast your going to heaven, we can wave to kyle from there while he's in hell burning for believing jewishism and spinning dreidels his whole life. Atleast Hitler will be down there to finish the job.

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN YOU FAT LAZY FUCKING LOSER AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU ARE STILL JUST A RACIST SHIT HEAD WITH A CRACK WHORE MOM.

Good Mournin Children! ***

Children: Hey Chef!

Chef: How are you crazy stupid little cracka's doin today?

Kyle: Bad, Cartman is still a fat dumb fuck.

Chef: Well children that ain't gonna change, you might as well focus on something that will.

Stan: Like what?

Chef: Like, well I don't know children your the children you got time to think of things like that. Now I gotta get to school so yall got somethin to eat.

Cartman: Schweeeet.

  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: my thoughts
  • Watching: scrubs
  • Playing: trix in my head
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: water

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IIIIIIII am a mannnnnn of constant sorrroooowww
I've seeeenn troouuubbblleee onn my dayssssss.

Im at a boring chapter of my life right now
Psychological junkie
Do modeling for money
unemployed bounty hunter
Play guitar, do electric and acoustic on the sidewalks for a little quick scratch, but have a feeling thats where I belong.

The rest come find out seems like people even clam up on the computer these days. Technological improvements are raping social skills and progress.

Umm, I dig chicken wings?

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: baltimore
  • Interests: modeling, music, traveling, thinking, writing, understanding
  • Favourite band or musician: mudvayne
  • Favourite genre of music: grind
  • Favourite style of art: ambient fantasy or gritty sketches
  • Personal Quote: optimism its the opiate of all our hope through existence
  • Tools of the Trade: modeling/journalism/fugitive recovery/ experience of both sides of the tracks

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Comments


:iconmiss-chaotique:
Thanks for the :+devwatch: handsom! :heart:
Let me know if you have any questions about DevArt. :) Glad you're liking it! :w00t:
:iconforgotten-lost-angel:
Thank you very much for the favourite :]

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I'm Going To Pound You Into Oblivion, I Will Make You Fucking Bleed.
:icontrytocatch:
thank you :aww:

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"на вкус і цвєт...пошол нахуй" (c) paranoic jesus
:iconskry-chaosphere:
your welcome, I wish i could do something visually artistic but all I do is model and write haha,
:iconblossomsakuraxx:
thank u very much for the :+devwatch:!
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I ish Random... Fear me!! XD
:iconskry-chaosphere:
your welcome I like the honest way you write, check mine out when you get a chance and let me know what you think!
:iconblossomsakuraxx:
:nod: yes yes.. and thank u. Honestly is the key is trust.

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I ish Random... Fear me!! XD
:iconskry-chaosphere:
hell yeah.
I don't know if it's just me but when I comment on someone's stuff or show some interest it seems like the person on the other end is dead, no word back, nothin. I know the sites not for that, but damn. you know?
:iconblossomsakuraxx:
:nod: yes... I understand. it feels... weird.

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I ish Random... Fear me!! XD

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